Janice DickinsonJanice DickinsonJanice Dickinson is a rum 'un.

She's got stories that'll make your toes curl and put hair on your chest.

Janice was happy to chat up a storm about it to The Sun.

She also dished the dirt on an celeb ex-boyf: "Sly (Stallone) was a great lover.

"He once dressed up as an army officer for sex - and he shot his gun off in the back yard a lot.

"I was the wildest model ever. I had wild sex. Famous people wanted to sleep with me.

"I've slept with women, including supermodels, in the past. Everyone did. You're away for a month working. What are you supposed to do? You play with each other.

"I don't do it any more. I'm a mom, I don't want people thinking I'm out there writhing about with women.

Simon CowellSimon Cowell"But I'd like to get into bed with the Queen - and her corgis."

"I'm the female Simon Cowell. He said I'm the scariest woman he's ever met.

"I asked him why he never dated me and he said I was too intimidating.

"Simon never looked better than me in a thong. He's got a saggy bottom but he's hot.

"I'd like to do a show with Simon but he told me I intimidate him. I'm probably the biggest reality television star living."

We're speechless.