KatharineKatharineName: Katharine

Job Title: Chief Sub Editor

Star Sign: Virgo.

Who would play me in a film of my life? An 80s Molly Ringwald (ie how she was then not now) - I heart her, she'd need a dye-job though.

If I could pinch one celeb's wardrobe it would be... Maggie Gyllenhaal's. No boys would fancy me but nevermind.

Who would I most like to be locked up in the Showbiz Shed with? George Clooney. We'd just talk 'n' stuff. Honest.

But my showbiz husband (til death us do part) is frankly going to be... Dave Grohl. RAWK and beauty in one charming package. And he defo wants to marry me too. I can see it in his eyes.

My slightly embarrassing celeb crush is... Jonathan Ross. Yes, even with that hair. I know, so wrong. (NB: not with that hideous beard he had for a while, though. I have some standards.)

If I could be a fly on the wall of a celebrity bedroom it would be... Tom and Katie's. Do they really sleep in separate beds?

Who would you rather be rescued by: Jason Bourne or James Bond? Bond, please.

I'd rather lick my own foot than snog... Jude Law. Yukkerama.

I'd like to go out on the razz with... Justin Lee-Collins and Alan Carr. I can imagine fun and silliness.

When I'm having a bad day I'd rather be working as... A waitress in a cocktail bar. That much is true.

My most over-used expression is.. "Lordy".