KatieKatieName: Katie

Job Title: Senior Journalist

Starsign: Aries

Who would play me in a film? Juliette Lewis. She's wild and kooky, and I like it.

If I could pinch one celeb's wardrobe it would be... Gwen Stefani is pretty out there with her quirky style. Not sure I could get away with it, but I'd like to try.

Who would I most like to be locked up in the Showbiz Shed with? Josh Holloway. H.O.T.

But my showbiz husband (til death us do part) is frankly going to be... Joaquin Phoenix. I find him intriguing and molto attractivo in an intense kind of way.

My slightly embarrassing celeb crush is... Mika. Yeah, yeah I know. But he's still hot.

If I could be a fly on the wall of a celebrity bedroom it would be... TomKat's. Just to put an end to all the bizarre rumours.

Who would you rather be rescued by: Jason Bourne or James Bond? James Bond. Then we'd share a vodka Martini. Mmmm...

I'd rather lick my own foot than snog... Pete Doherty. Bleurgh.

I'd like to go out on the razz with... I reckon it'd be a scream to paint the town red with Drew Barrymore.

When I'm having a bad day I'd rather be working as... A lifeguard in LA. Then I could still get my daily fix of celeb totty.

My most over-used expression is... "Holy Mackerel." Yeah, that's right, Batman got it from me. Tea Leaf.