JennyJennyName: Jenny

Title: Deputy Editor

Star sign: Aries

Who would play me in a film? Dustin Hoffman in a wig.

If I could pinch one celeb's wardrobe it would be... Britney Spears', merely so I could confiscate, then burn it. We'd then go knicker-shopping and plait each other's hair.

Who would I most like to be locked up in the Showbiz Shed with? Stephen Fry as he'd keep us going on witty anecdotes until I found the key.

But my showbiz husband (til death us do part) is frankly going to be... I've divorced Jake. It's now all about Patrick Dempsey.

My slightly embarrassing celeb crush is... Kris Marshall. So wrong.

If I could be a fly on the wall of a celebrity bedroom it would be... Jeff Goldblum's in The Fly. Just to confuse things.

Who would you rather be rescued by: Jason Bourne or James Bond? Jack Bauer.

I'd rather lick my own foot than snog... Jim Davidson. Even if my tootsies weren't clean, too.

I'd like to go out on the razz with... Ricky Gervais, Rufus Wainwright and Amy Winehouse pre-rehab.

When I'm having a bad day I'd rather be working as... a volunteer in a sleep study unit.

My most over-used expression is... "For f**k's sake".