Anyone switching this on to enjoy 90 minutes of Rodney Dangerfield's near-the-knuckle one-liners will be bitterly disappointed here.

This naff, alleged comedy is about a girls' soccer team of which Dangerfield is put in charge.

His bright idea to reverse the poor fortunes of the team is to have his fiancée's son dress in drag and join the team.

The fact that the film is sexist and homophobic could almost be forgiven if it were funny... but it isn't.

Dangerfield seems to have survived this debacle, but it didn't help the career of hapless Jonathan Brandis, who played the aforementioned son.

Sadder to watch than Orient on a wet afternoon.