Pretty Woman with a teenage go-between. Would that this were half as successful.

Melanie Griffith plays a prostitute improbably (putting it kindly) hired by three pre-teens to show them her breasts for their $100 'milk money' savings.

She subsequently flees from her pimp and his gangster boss and ends up staying in the treehouse at the suburban home of one of the boys.

Using her for a sex lesson at school (is this starting to sound unbelievable yet? ), the lad introduces her to his widower father (Ed Harris) who falls for her on the spot.

Malcolm McDowell gives a ludicrous performance as the gangster, Griffith's dialogue is largely unintelligible and even Harris seems ill-at-ease.

They don't go well together. Don't pay good money for this, milk or otherwise.