This is your captain speaking. Welcome to another SBO Airlines flight of fancy, which we trust will be a typically enjoyable journey.

Conditions are warm and breezy, and although love's flight path never runs smooth we hope to provide you with as many giggles as possible throughout the trip.

Your cabin crew leader today is Donna (Paltrow), a smalltown girl who's always dreamed of being a flight attendant.

Trained in unusual style by a maverick instructor (Myers) and mentored by legendary stewardess Sally (Bergen), she's a role model for her lovely and, ahem, supportive colleagues Sherry (Kelly Preston) and especially Christine (Applegate).

But please don't mention Ted (Mark Ruffalo) who's her man on the ground and is making touching down difficult for her at the present time.

As our motto says, we're all about "Big hair, short skirts and service with a smile", so sit back, relax and watch the stewardesses at work - they're much more entertaining than the in-flight magazine.