Whose Boobs?

Like your regular high street, Hollywood is neatly divided into those who have a cleavage and those who don't.

Sometimes the actual size of the boobs is an irrelevant factor for displaying a cleavage (within reason, of course) - you couldn't make a mountain without first having the quantity to make a molehill.

But, nowadays, there's a wealth of equipment, scaffolding and sly techniques for making a modest chest appear somewhat impressive... and poor men are being tricked into thinking that even a slightly shallow cleavage ravine means that, when horizontal, the bosoms will still be noticeable - unlikely.

Or even that the heaving, undulating bazookas moulded together for maximum effect, as forcefully forward-pointing as missiles, will not nestle into the armpit once the holder is on her back.

Trickery and deception aside, some women really do have amazing breasts, but most women are just clever (very clever) when it comes to showing off such inspired assets.

Take the queen of all things gorgeous, Angelina Jolie; no one makes a bit of tit tape prouder.

Or Carmen Electra; no one makes a plastic surgeon prouder... except Pamela Anderson.

Of course there are the naturally voluptuous, who haven't had to fork out shed-loads of cash and endure serious bruising to fill a couple of small hammocks - such as Salma Hayek, Heather Graham and Monica Bellucci.

Then there are the average-sized but cunningly-worn knockers of Scarlett Johansson and Halle Berry...

Plus plenty, plenty more... Guess which cleavage belongs to whom in our photo gallery.

NB - Additional breast-browsing and editorial jug-judgement from the boys on the team...

Enjoy more fun by guessing Whose Butt?

Or Guess The Pins!

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