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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Johnny Depp ramps up the camp with the return of barking sea dog Captain Jack Sparrow in the second instalment of Disney's enjoyable seafaring spectacle. Sparrow's taken flight from Bill Nighy's half-man, half squid and old sparring partners Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley have weighed anchor alongside him. The first hour drags but after that it's full sail with some stunning CGI setpieces, including a genuinely terrifying vision of a barnacled Flying Dutchman lurching from the depths. Big screen treasure.

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Stars: Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Bill Nighy, Jack Davenport
Director: Gore Verbinski
Year: 2006
Running time: 150 mins
Certificate: 12
 
 
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There haven't been many more memorable recent big screen characters than Johnny Depp's roguish pirate captain Jack Sparrow.

Driving a coaching and four through the received notion that heroes have to be heroic, Depp's approximation of Keef Richards reborn as an addled Caribbean buccaneer was an utter joy.

Here he returns - mincing of gait and as mannered as an old luvvie in provincial rep - to again set sail aboard the bad ship Black Pearl as he takes on foes, both flesh and blood and salt and water.

Keira Knightly - all Cheltenham Ladies College pout - and Orlando Bloom - porcelain-faced but mind a blank - are also back on the bridge...but it's Depp we've all paid our pieces of eight to see.

After being memorably reintroduced (he blasts his way out of a seaborne coffin, taking a crow with him) the action almost stutters to a halt as the audience is confronted with an hour of laboured scene-setting. Pirates Of The Caribbean 2

Then, with all the story strands nailed, it's full steam ahead as Jack and his nefarious crew find themselves spit-roasted by cannibals, hung in whicker cages over ravines and hunted down by slimy English toffs from the East India Company.

However, Jack's thorniest problem is a blood debt he owes to Davy Jones. Not the lead singer of The Monkees...but the half-man, half-squid commander of the spectral Flying Dutchman.

It's crewed by a skin-crawling crew of half-men, half-molluscs and also houses the Kraken, a terrifying giant squid that can drag a fully-rigged man o'war to the depths leaving behind just an eerily hissing sea.

You can carp about the generous running time or the plot similarity to The Empire Strikes Back, but who really cares when you've got a duel Errol Flynn would give his fencing arm for atop a rolling mill wheel.

Doolally Depp and the adrenalin-pumping setpieces are the draw here...and for the second half of this seaborne swashbuckler it's all plain sailing for action fans as director Gore Verbinski expertly delivers the goods.

An adventure to treasure.

Tim Evans

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Ally Nicholl
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It's hard not to feel a bit disappointed by the second entry in the Pirates franchise. Many of the ingredients that made the first film so good - fantastic set-pieces, a memorable villain and Johnny Depp on top swaggering form as the legendary Jack Sparrow - are still in place, but the film as a whole doesn't quite live up to its best bits this time round, with an over-stuffed plot and a 'darker' edge which at times makes the film downright depressing. Frustrating, then, but still good fun.
 
Martin Collins
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Awk,why? Pirates of the Caribbean 1 was as everyone knows a real treasure - no one was expecting it and ended up becoming a modern classic. With the yo ho hos and rrrrs, everyone loved it and Jack Sparrow has become a character that no one will ever forget. Here's where it all goes wrong - like The Matrix, the producers have thought let's make it bigger and better but forget to come up with a really good script and just get them out as quick as possible. Good-looking but empty inside.
 
Jaygo West
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Pirates of the Caribbean 3, WAS NOT BRILLIANT. I thought the graphics was great and the beginning of the story, but I felt it dragged alot and was alot of useless story parts. It seemed that some bits where put there just to try and make it longer, they could of gut it down a little bit. Then they left it open for a 4th. Dont get me wrong I loved 1 and 2 and thought 3 would have to be superb but I didnt enjoy it, and when you make sequels they have to be impressive than the ones before...
 
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