Drac's back and the stakes are high. They need to be - the count's on the ceiling. 'I don't drink... coffee,' drawls Gerard Butler, let loose in America after thieves break open the 'impregnable' vault in which antiques dealer Van Helsing (Christopher Plummer) keeps his coffin. Despite balletic air fights that threaten a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, you'll giggle as the blood gurgles, titter at the inept acting of Cockney hero Jonny Lee Miller and be gobsmacked at the film-makers' explanation of who Drac really is (ludicrous but admittedly ingenious). Justine Waddell, a pallid heroine in the best Hammer tradition, looks as though she might be good if given a chance in something else.