Can this incredibly arty, boring rubbish really be from the man who gave us Leaving Las Vegas? It's hard to see anyone paying to see this array of fuzzy, gold-filtered images and hand-held camera shots with almost no dialogue and precious little plot. Interspersed with shots of a black Adam and white Eve being ejected from some sort of Eden, such story as there is relates fragmented episodes in the life of a man: his boyhood in Kenya, youth in Newcastle and adulthood in Tunisia. Actors Julian Sands, Saffron Burrows, Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Kelly Macdonald are not to blame here. Naive, meaningless and generally appalling.