You like the latest news on the latest movies. Then why don't you have the latest browser? To see this site as it is intended to be seen please upgrade your browser software to the latest version.
Skymovies.com Click to go the the homepage

 
 
Bulletproof Monk Submit your own review for this movie View the photo gallery for this feature

Bulletproof Monk

Director Paul Hunter's feature debut is a fast-moving, wisecracking martial arts caper that will have you cracking up even though you know you shouldn't.

Movie rating: 3 star rating.  - good.
* - Watchable
** - Average
*** - Good
**** - Very Good
***** - Unmissable
Rated by TV Times.   Total Film
Stars: Chow Yun-Fat, Seann William Scott, Jaime King, Karel Roden, Victoria Smurfit
Director: Paul Hunter
Year: 2003
Running time: 100 mins
Certificate: 12
 
 
Related Stories
Monk Launch Is Fat-Free
Related Sites
Official site

Just when it was time for the clichéd couple of West (streetwise dude) meets East (mystic martial arts maestro) to hand in the nunchuks, along comes a yarn to restore faith.

Chow is the gravity-defying Tibetan monk handed a scroll that holds the key to unlimited power, just as the Nazis arrive at his mountain temple.

Moments after a brief tangle with the power-crazy Huns, the wounded keeper of the ancient word has toppled off a precipice and into oblivion. Maybe.

Nothing new there, fans of Indiana Jones may think, while Crouching Tiger devotees will be getting a severe case of déjà vu.

However, fast-forward 60 years and Chow is striding the canyons of New York in search of the scroll's next guardian - thief-with-the-cheeky-grin Kar (Scott).

Unfortunately, hot on his tail is ageing Nazi nemesis Strucker (Karl Roden), aided and abetted by his glamorously evil grand-daughter, Nina (Smurfit). Bulletproof Monk

If things all seem too familiar, then bear with it because there is sharp comedy in spades here, as well as low-budget Matrix-style cavorting.

Chow is an intelligible Jackie Chan-with-charm while Scott has landed his best role yet after coming up through the frat boy school of American Pie.

The big attraction is that the movie never takes itself seriously- have a gander at the marvellous ruck between Kar and the Monk... as he eats a bowl of Coco Pops.

There's also a wry dig at the Eastern mysticism that afflicts the genre - Monk explains that Kar's thieving isn't a problem. "Water when it is too pure has no fish."

But for British audiences the highlight must be the Cockney king of the subway tunnels Mr Funktastic (Marcus Jean Pirae), whose strangled rhyming slang wouldn't have got him an audition for Lock, Stock.

Raw, playful and self-mocking, its lack of polish floors the likes of Rush Hour or Shanghai Knights. Which, after all, is what you want in a martial arts movie.

Tim Evans

Click to review this film

 
 

User reviews

Jim Love
This user has rated this film 1 stars - watchable.
* - Watchable
** - Average
*** - Good
**** - Very Good
***** - Unmissable
 
Utter tosh - one of the worst films I have ever seen in my life. It is a disgrace to filmmaking all over the world.
 
Steven Shoal
This user has rated this film 3 stars - good.
* - Watchable
** - Average
*** - Good
**** - Very Good
***** - Unmissable
 
Are these people paid by the film production company or something? This film is "ok", nothing more nothing less. It is funny in some parts and some people (the kind that have never seen a comedy film before) may indeed be cracking up but otherwise its just your standard pop-corn action flick.
 
Kelly Williams
This user has rated this film 5 stars - unmissable.
* - Watchable
** - Average
*** - Good
**** - Very Good
***** - Unmissable
 
I thought this film was excellent, the special effects where spectactular and the film had you glued the whole way through.
 
Click to see more user reviews of this movie
Return to the skymovies.com homepage
Channels
This is the page to visit to stay on top of all the new films coming to Sky Movies in the next month. The page contains features, clips, showing times and more.
The page to visit to keep up with all the laughs on Sky Movies. Features, clips and reviews all relating to the world of comedy...
The home of the Action/ Thriller channel, containing features, showing times, action and thriller highlights and links to the best action videos on SkyCast!
There are plenty of films for all the family on Sky Movies, and this is the place to find out which movies will suit you, with features, highlights and clips!
The home of the Sky Movies Drama channel. This is the place to find features, cinema links and showing times of the movies showing on Sky Movies Drama.
If you are looking for the very best in Science Fiction and Horror movies, let us be your guide. With features, highlights, clips and more, we've got the perfect guide to the SciFi/ Horror channel!
The home of the classic movie is right here. If you'd like to watch a movie from days gone by, Sky Movies Classics is the channel you need. This page is your guide to selecting the very best of the classic movies.
The best movies of the last 40-odd years are highlighted right here! If you would like to find a quality film to watch, this page is the perfect guide to the Modern Greats channel!
The best movies from leftfield have their own home on Sky Movies, and you can find your way through the maze of movies by using the Indie page as your guide!
All of this month's movies in High Definition!
The Movie Planner - plan your movie viewing for the next week!
What's on at the cinema - and coming soon
Where you can find all the movie seasons coming up across the genre channels.
How to subscribe, upgrade or book a Sky Box Office movie
Watch the latest movies without leaving your sofa
Your guide to Sky's accessible programming
Competitions - lots of great prizes to be won
Get theatrical with the best movie trailers around.
 
 
Quantum Of Solace Special
How To Get Sky Movies
Email Newsletter
Gallery of The Week - W.
 
Sky Movies Player
Faqs