You like the latest news on the latest movies. Then why don't you have the latest browser? To see this site as it is intended to be seen please upgrade your browser software to the latest version.
Skymovies.com Click to go the the homepage

 
 
The Closet Submit your own review for this movie

The Closet

A dull accountant's life changes after he pretends to be gay in order to keep his job.

Movie rating: 3 star rating.  - good.
* - Watchable
** - Average
*** - Good
**** - Very Good
***** - Unmissable
Rated by TV Times.   Total Film
Stars: Daniel Auteuil, Gerard Depardieu, Thierry Lhermitte, Michèle Laroque
Director: Francis Veber
Year: 2001
Running time: 84 mins
Certificate: 15
 
 

Long-serving accountant Francois Pignon has the look of a vexed Alan Titchmarsh... as well he might - he's just about to get the sack.

Francois (Daniel Auteuil) isn't getting the bullet for inefficiency. He's not even getting his cards for financial impropriety. He's being fired because his bosses at the condom factory think he's, well, tedious.

Having met Francois you can't really disagree with them; his wife has left him, his son despises him and even his work colleagues shunt him out of the company photo.

After attempting suicide (then losing his nerve), amiable new neighbour and corporate psychologist Belone (Michel Aumont) advises Francois to pretend he's gay.

And there's the rub. Director Francis Verber launches a light but droll attack on how political correctness has coursed into the mainstream of big business.

Once some compromising (but doctored) photographs of Francois being manhandled in a gay club are sent to the company, the bosses realise they would be open to charges of homophobia if they fired him.

Everybody is terrified of saying the wrong thing and the most likely contender is macho personnel manager Felix Santini (Gerard Depardieu). Meanwhile, Francois doesn't actually act any differently. Instead, he remains the same quiet, little man he has been all his life.

However, everybody's perception of him has changed. Apparently, Francois is not who they thought he was and this realisation makes him more mysterious... but it also increases the likelihood of misunderstanding.

Verber's comedy may be a light confection... but it packs a satirical punch at both a management culture terrified of non-PC allegations, and the company bullies whose chief weapon is humiliation.

Auteuil is one of those everyman actors who never appears to be trying too hard so natural is his comedy performance. But Depardieu steals the show as the rugby-playing 'human resources' supremo forced to over-compensate his anti-gay tendencies... even if it means buying Francois a pink sweater.

Tim Evans

Click to review this film

 
Return to the skymovies.com homepage
Channels
This is the page to visit to stay on top of all the new films coming to Sky Movies in the next month. The page contains features, clips, showing times and more.
The page to visit to keep up with all the laughs on Sky Movies. Features, clips and reviews all relating to the world of comedy...
The home of the Action/ Thriller channel, containing features, showing times, action and thriller highlights and links to the best action videos on SkyCast!
There are plenty of films for all the family on Sky Movies, and this is the place to find out which movies will suit you, with features, highlights and clips!
The home of the Sky Movies Drama channel. This is the place to find features, cinema links and showing times of the movies showing on Sky Movies Drama.
If you are looking for the very best in Science Fiction and Horror movies, let us be your guide. With features, highlights, clips and more, we've got the perfect guide to the SciFi/ Horror channel!
The home of the classic movie is right here. If you'd like to watch a movie from days gone by, Sky Movies Classics is the channel you need. This page is your guide to selecting the very best of the classic movies.
The best movies of the last 40-odd years are highlighted right here! If you would like to find a quality film to watch, this page is the perfect guide to the Modern Greats channel!
The best movies from leftfield have their own home on Sky Movies, and you can find your way through the maze of movies by using the Indie page as your guide!
All of this month's movies in High Definition!
The Movie Planner - plan your movie viewing for the next week!
What's on at the cinema - and coming soon
Where you can find all the movie seasons coming up across the genre channels.
How to subscribe, upgrade or book a Sky Box Office movie
Watch the latest movies without leaving your sofa
Your guide to Sky's accessible programming
Competitions - lots of great prizes to be won
Get theatrical with the best movie trailers around.
 
 
Burn After Reading Special
How To Get Sky Movies
Email Newsletter
Sky Movies Magazine October 2008
 
Sky Movies Player
Faqs