Dennis Rodman thought he ruled the world. The basketball-playing bad boy has made millions from his image in the States, so throwing him into a no-brainer action movie must have seemed like a good idea to the studio execs.

This was forgivable. What wasn't was the decision to cast someone with the acting ability of a roll of duct tape, and give him support in the form of an actor so wooden you could put him on all fours and call him a table. We are, of course, talking about Mr Jean-Claude Van Damme.

"Offence gets the glory!" exclaims Van Damme. "But defence wins the game," quips Rodman.

Needless to say, this gallery is probably the first time anyone has been exposed to this dialogue since the editor finished work on the movie.