If this were SkySports.com the pre-match hype would inevitably include such nuggets of truth as 'this is what the cup is all about', such is the mis-match that left a weedy and whining angel up against one of the moodiest looking movie devils yet committed to celluloid.

Verdict: With a simple wave of the horn, The Lord Of Darkness knocks Seth's boring head off of his boring shoulders and bans City Of Angels from all local video stores.